My Fair Lady

After the Embassy Ball at which Karpathian, the Hungarian speech therapist, came to believe that Liza was Hungarian royalty, Professor Higgins and his family, friends and servants celebrate “his victory.” While Higgins may have been Liza’s teacher, it was she who learned to speak and behave in such a way that aristocrats would believe she was “born to the breed.”

Pickering

Tonight, old man, you did it!
You did it! You did it! You said that you would do it,
And indeed you did. I thought that you would rue it;
I doubted you’d do it. But now I must admit it
That succeed you did. You should get a medal
Or be even made a knight.

Henry

It was nothing.
Really nothing.

Pickering

All alone you hurdled
Every obstacle in sight.

Henry

Now, wait! Now, wait!
Give credit where it’s due, A lot of the glory goes to you.

Pickering

But you’re the one who did it,
Who did it, who did it! As sturdy as Gibraltar,
Not a second did you falter. There’s no doubt about it,
You did it!
I must have aged a year tonight.
At times I thought I’d die of fright.
Never was there a momentary lull

Henry

Shortly after we came in I saw at once we’d easily win;
And after that I found it deadly dull.

Pickering

You should have heard the ooh’s and ah’s;
Every one wondering who she was.

Henry

You’d think they’d never seen a lady before.

Pickering

And when the Prince of Transylvania
Asked to meet her,
And gave his arm to lead her to the floor…! I said to him:
You did it! You did it! You did it!
They thought she was ecstatic
And so damned aristocratic,
And they never knew
That you did it!

Henry

Thank Heavens for Zoltan Karparthy.
If it hadn’t been for him I would have died of boredom.

Mrs. Pearce

Karparthy? That dreadful Hungarian?
Was he there?

Henry

Yes.He was there, all right. And up to his old tricks.
That blackguard who uses the science of speech
More to blackmail and swindle than teach;
He made it the devilish business of his
“To find out who this Miss Doolittle is.”
Every time we looked around
There he was, that hairy hound From Budapest.
Never leaving us alone, Never have I ever known
A ruder pest
Finally I decided it was foolish
Not to let him have his chance with her.
So I stepped aside and let him dance with her.
Oozing charm from every pore
He oiled his way around the floor.
Every trick that he could play,
He used to strip her mask away.
And when at last the dance was done,
He glowed as if he knew he’d won!
And with a voice too eager,
And a smile too broad, He announced to the hostess
That she was a fraud!

Mrs. Pearce

No!

Henry

Ja vol!
“Her English is too good”, he said,
“That clearly indicates that she is foreign.
Whereas others are instructed in their native language
English people aren’t.
And although she may have studied with an expert
Dilectician and grammarian
I can tell that she was born Hungarian!
Not only Hungarian, but of royal blood,
she is a princess!”

“Her blood”, he said, “is bluer than the Danube is or ever was
Royalty is absolutely written on her face
She thought that I was taken in, but actually I never was
How could she deceive another member of her race?”

“I know each language on the map” said he, “and she’s Hungarian as the first Hungarian rhapsody”

Servants

Congratulations, Professor Higgins, For your glorious victory!
Congratulations, Professor Higgins!
You’ll be mentioned in history!

Rest of Servants

(Simultaneously) Congratulations, Professor Higgins!
For your glorious Victory! Congratulations,
Professor Higgins! Sing hail and hallelujah!
Ev’ry bit of credit For it all belongs to you!

Footman

(Simultaneously with Rest of Servants)
This evening, sir, you did it! You did it! You did it!
You said that you would do it And indeed you did.
This evening, sir, you did it! You did it! You did it!
We know that we have said it,
But-you did it and the credit
For it all belongs to you!
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